[A] I just wanna [E] lay in my [D] bed
[A] Don’t feel like picking [E] up my phone
[D] So leave a message at the tone
[A] Cause today I swear I’m [C#m] not doing [D] anything
1. Uh, [A] I’m gonna kick my feet up and [E] stare at the fan
[D] Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants
[A] Nobody’s gonna [E] tell me I [D] can’t, nah
[A] I’ll be lying on the couch just [E] chillin in my snuggie
[D] Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
[A] Cause in my castle [E] I’m the freakin man
Oh Oh, [Bm] yes I said it
[C#m] I said it [D] I said it cause I [E] can
Chorus: [A] Today I don’t feel [E] like doing [D] anything
[A] I just wanna [E] lay in my [D] bed
[A] Don’t feel like picking [E] up my phone
[D] So leave a message at the tone
[A] Cause today I swear I’m [C#m] not doing [D] anything
Nothing at all [A] ooh hoo [E] ooh hoo
[D] Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
[A] Ooh hoo [E] ooh hoo
[D] Hoo ooh ooh
2. [A] Tomorrow I wake up, do some [E] P90X
[D] With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
[A] And she’s gonna scream [E] out, “this is [D] great” (Oh my god this is great)
[A] I might mess around and get my [D} college degree
[D] I bet my old man will be so proud of me
[A] I’m sorry pops you [E] just have to [D] wait
Oh Oh, [Bm] yes I said it
[C#m] I said it [D] I said it cause I [E] can
Chorus: [A] Today I don’t feel [E] like doing [D] anything
[A] I just wanna [E] lay in my [D] bed
[A] Don’t feel like picking [E] up my phone
[D] So leave a message at the tone
[A] Cause today I swear I’m [C#m] not doing [D] anything
* No I [Bm] ain’t gonna comb my [E] hair
Cause I [F#m] ain’t going anywhere
[D] No no no no [E] no no no no [F#m] nooo
I’ll just [Bm] strut in my birthday [E] suit
And [F#m] let everything hang loose
[D] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [E] yeah yeah yeah [F#m] yeahhh
Chorus: [A] Today I don’t feel [E] like doing [D] anything
[A] I just wanna [E] lay in my [D] bed
[A] Don’t feel like picking [E] up my phone
[D] So leave a message at the tone
[A] Cause today I swear I’m [C#m] not doing [D] anything
Nothing at all [A] ooh hoo [E] ooh hoo
[D] Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
[A] Ooh hoo [E] ooh hoo
[D] Hoo ooh ooh nothing at [A] all
